Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Palin handscribble controversy

There goes Palin again... Writing on her hand.  How crude.  How middle-school.  How gauche.  How exactly like me!  I don't see what's the big deal.  I do the same thing all the time.  I have a different message on my hand every day.  It's like my own little fortune cookie game.  I never really know what I'll find on the palm of my hand when I extend my other fingers to match my extended middle one.  Here are a few recent ones:
  • Use this hand when slapping Robert Gibbs.
  • This finger reserved for pointing at Harry Reid -->.
  • Next time, remember to trim nails before conducting booger exorcism.
  • Anniversary Birthday Mother's Day Valentine's Day coming up.  Don't blow it this time.
  • Why did you write that number here when you could have just saved it in your phone?
  • Don't blog anything that can get you arrested.
  • Today is not a good day to bury the annoying co-worker.
  • Caffeine is not a food group.


  1. [crude response that violates my family-friendly rule *deleted*]

    Umm, not really. Just excellent penmanship...

  2. I know, you write really, really tiny!
    Funny stuff, Innominatus.

  3. Yes, I have to confess, I play with words on my hands also. Not so bad tho, the palms are not hairy and I am not blind to your back handed posts.

    Just wish I had me eight of em. I would really like to bitch (is that banned also?) slap Gibbs into a new beginning.

    Octopusingly yours.

  4. "Today is not a good day to bury the annoying co-worker?"


  5. Ah Yes ... the innominatus and Palin teleprompter.

  6. When it gets to the point where the libs have to attack Sarah Palin because she scribbled notes on her palm, you know they've completely gone over the deep end.


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