|Pictured: James Carville on New Year's Eve after a fifth of Yukon Jack.|
He has nothing to do with this issue, but this post just didn't seem complete without a picture of him.
But anyway. I'm not so upset by it. In fact, I'm going to Yankee Doodle this thing and embrace it, just to annoy 'em further. With that in mind, I will henceforth be known as
Innomihobbit the Impaler.I suggest you claim your own nom d'hobbit in the comments before all the cool ones are taken.
Norman Pennywise is spreading the word. Thank you! He also nominates me to be the Offical Registrar of Tea Hobbit Names. OK. I'll do it. I'll catalog your Hobbit Handle and defend it from interlopers. And if you send me just three easy payments of $39.99 (+s&h) I might even send you a commemorative coin and a certificate of authenticity and some steak knives.