Monday, November 30, 2009
The Man(?) behind the UN IPCC
Actually, that's pretty believable. But I think it is more believable that this is actually Gene Simmons after he fell asleep in the tanning booth. Or a guy wanting a cameo in a Geico caveman ad. I've seen that suit before, too - the props guy from Miami Vice wants it back, pronto. Then again, maybe he's Gimli the Dwarf out of those LotR movies. Dunno. What I do know, is that while crazy hair worked on Einstein, buddy, this asymmetical 2-tone combover thing is way, way bad. Get thee to a sheepshearer apace!
Suddenly the missing climate data makes sense, too - I think our perp here rolled a really giant J with the papers and started blazing. Seriously, look at those eyes and try to convince me that he's not responsible for a whole lot of bongbowl warming.
Oh, what? I'm childish for making petty remarks about his appearance? Well, neener-neener to you. The guy is full of crap from stem to stern. How many people have starved or died from lack of medicine because precious resources have been diverted to combat a non-existent climate problem? How many hospitals or water treatment plants could have been built with the billions of bucks whizzed down the drain of AGW? The sickening part of the whole AGW movement isn't just that it'll cripple economies to the supposed benefit of the developing world. The worse part of it is the the developing world is run by thugs who seize everything for themselves. Whatever wealth gets "redistributed" to these poor nations won't help one bit with the problems facing the ordinary people living there. It'll just get their dictators a few new palaces. Spit.