Monday, November 30, 2009

The Man(?) behind the UN IPCC


The claim:  This fellow is a Nobel Peace Prize recipient and in charge of the UN Global Warming committee. 

Actually, that's pretty believable.  But I think it is more believable that this is actually Gene Simmons after he fell asleep in the tanning booth.  Or a guy wanting a cameo in a Geico caveman ad.  I've seen that suit before, too - the props guy from Miami Vice wants it back, pronto.  Then again, maybe he's Gimli the Dwarf out of those LotR movies.  Dunno.  What I do know, is that while crazy hair worked on Einstein, buddy, this asymmetical 2-tone combover thing is way, way bad.  Get thee to a sheepshearer apace!

Suddenly the missing climate data makes sense, too - I think our perp here rolled a really giant J with the papers and started blazing.  Seriously, look at those eyes and try to convince me that he's not responsible for a whole lot of  bongbowl warming. 

Oh, what?  I'm childish for making petty remarks about his appearance?  Well, neener-neener to you.  The guy is full of crap from stem to stern.  How many people have starved or died from lack of medicine because precious resources have been diverted to combat a non-existent climate problem?  How many hospitals or water treatment plants could have been built with the billions of bucks whizzed down the drain of AGW?  The sickening part of the whole AGW movement isn't just that it'll cripple economies to the supposed benefit of the developing world.  The worse part of it is the the developing world is run by thugs who seize everything for themselves.  Whatever wealth gets "redistributed" to these poor nations won't help one bit with the problems facing the ordinary people living there.  It'll just get their dictators a few new palaces.  Spit.

7 comments:

  1. Hear hear! You hit the fuzzy nail right on the fuzzy head. Actually, if you had, maybe we'd have some relief from the AGW hokum that's been spewed during one of his hash-induced hallucinations.

    Truth be known, this guy did get hit on the head with a hammer, except it was a glancing blow and that's what caused all this. Before the incident he was a happy baba ganoush salesman in New Delhi. Back then he just smelled of garlic and onions, and not Brut cologne, patchouli and weed.

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  2. aA, I read first read your comment about 3 minutes ago, but I keep getting recurring laughs out of it. Like you turned the reverb up to 11 and I keep hearing those last couple sentences in my head and laughing.

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  3. Well, I hoped for that effect, with words, not a hammer.

    I get the same effect from your Wordy Guy gameplay.

    Glad I could reciprocate.

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  4. Seriously...that pic, he looks like the evil pastel hippie that tried to take over the world.

    At any rate, great post, and much lulz were obtained from aA.

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  5. "How many people have starved or died from lack of medicine because precious resources have been diverted to combat a non-existent climate problem? How many hospitals or water treatment plants could have been built with the billions of bucks whizzed down the drain of AGW?"

    Yes! Yes! Yes! It's the opportunity cost, stupid!

    Excellent article. On the UN guy, I was thinking James Bond or Austin Powers Villain.

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  6. Imagine how many people would be employed in Oregon if the hundreds of millions of dollars that the state has taken from its most productive were allowed to form investment and job opportunities instead of chasing a Pixie Dust future of Green Technology.

    The Crisis of Impending Environmental Doom? Seen clearly.

    The Crisis of Impending Economic Doom? Not so seen.
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  7. Wait. Isn't that the Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" dude?

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