Guest post by Barack H. Obamadinga

DEAR SIR,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

MY NAME IS BARACK H. OBAMADINGA al-GEBRA. I AM DEPUTY MINISTER OF PETROLEUM AND MINERALS OF AFRICAN NATION OF KENYA WHERE MY HALF-BROTHER YOUR PRESIDENT BORN. HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE KENYAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000,000 (FORTY SEVEN BILLION, FIVE HUNDRED MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) . PERHAPS YOUR HEARD OF SCAM MY COUSIN FROM NIGERIA MADE TO YOUR COUNTRY. I ASSURE THAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM.

ONE MONTHS AGO YOUR PRESIDENT FAILED TO ADEQUATE BRIBE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE IN COPENHAGEN. SOON MORE MEET IN COPENHAGEN TO DECIDE PAYMENTS FOR THE GLOBAL WARMING. YOUR PRESIDENT MUST NOT FAIL THE TWO TIMES BOTH IN COPENHAGEN. THIS TIME MY HALF-BROTHER YOUR PRESIDENT SUCCEED IN COPENHAGEN WITH YOUR HELP. PLEASE CONTACT THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE PELOSI TO ARGUE YES ON CLIMATE TREATY IN COPENHAGEN. THEN YOU CAN ALSO HELP WITH THE ABOVE TRANSFER OF WEALTH. AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A SCAM. THIS IS REPARATIONS FOR COLONIAL ERA EVILS TO MY COUNTRY AND THE CO₂ POLLUTION THAT MAKES IT HOT ALL THE TIMES IN MY COUNTRY IN KENYA. WITH YOUR HELP YOU WILL BE MADE PAY TO CORRECT THIS INJUSTICE AND STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT. THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. YOU WILL HELP WITH TREATY SIGNING AND YOUR INCREASE TAX RATES. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US GOVERNMENT, 25% FOR POOR VICTIMS LIKE KENYA 5% FOR YOU FAMILY ALSO.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM THE DEPUTY MINISTER OF PETROLEUM AND MINERALS (MPaM) AND THERE NO CORRUPTION IN MY FINE COUNTRY. WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR SSN, YOUR TAX WITHHOLD STATUS AND POSTAL ADDRESS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY BUT MOST OF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SO FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS STEP


PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.

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