Thursday, September 24, 2009

Pin the Ugly on the Donkey

Who do these ugly bits belong to?

See comments for answer key!

UPDATE:
This was fun. Five of the six were correctly identified, but the 6th is pretty tough. So I've moved the answers here to the main page.
  • A: Henry Waxman's fingertip warmers

  • B: Rosie O'Donnell in "flattering black" - be thankful this wasn't a nude!

  • C: Janet Reno's cankles. This is a trick, 'cuz you're used to seeing her in jackboots stained by the blood of Waco kids.

  • D: Michael Moore's pelican necksack - where evil capitalist cheeseburgers go to die.

  • E: Janet Napolitano's built-in Daniel Boone Coonskin Cap

  • F: Barney Frank's blowhole

25 comments:

  1. No peeking until you've posted your guesses!

    Answer key HERE

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  2. Matthew, your comment worries me. I really think some of the crazy from the G20 protests in Pittsburgh has drifted east on gotten on you.

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  3. OK here goes ...
    a=Waxman
    b=pelosi
    c=Hilary Clinton
    d=Dick Durbin
    e=Harry Reid
    f=Barney Frank

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  4. Woodsterman has a pretty good day at the plate, going 2 for 6 with an RBI

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  5. ummm...
    a:Waxman
    b:Sotomayer
    c:Clinton Nah, not thick enough...)
    d=Michael Moore
    e=Kerry?
    f=Frwank

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  7. I think I've got these 3 correct.
    a:Waxman
    b:Sotomayer
    f=Barney Frank

    So let's try...
    c: Nancy Pelosi
    d: Jerrold Nadler!
    e: Janet Napolitano!

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  8. JP is still at .500, but it is a little different .500 than before.

    Not-so-helpful hint: None of these 6 are truly obscure, but a couple of them are like, um, "2nd tier" lefties.

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  9. Okay...
    a:Waxman
    b:
    c:
    d: (back to) Michael Mooooore
    e: Janet Napolitano!
    f: Barney Frwank
    Does this put me above .500?

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  10. JP - 4/6 reduces to 2/3, and Meatloaf taught us that 2 outta 3 ain't bad!

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  11. A: Whacksman
    B: Rosie O'Donnel
    C: George Stephanopolupagus
    D: Michael Moore
    E: George Stephanopolupagus again, trick question, right?
    F: Bawney Fwank

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  12. aA gets 4 out of 6 - and has uncovered one of the 2nd tier...um, uncovered...bad phrasing...and has solved the mystery on one of the ones that has eluded JP!

    Bonus clue: George Stepiglottis is NOT on today's gallery of ugly.

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  13. Eventually George will make it; he is SO ugly...Maybe a round of "Pin the Ugly on the Chimpy" will yield the answer I keep coming back to...

    B I think could be Napolitano the Dwarf and E has me totally stumped.

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  14. WAIT! E is Napollitano and C is Robert Reichhh...have you really looked at how tiny he is? It's freakish, I tell ya.

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  15. Ok,
    A=(BatBoy)Waxman
    B=Pelosi
    C, all I know is, it ain´t Cheryl Burke dancin' w/Tom Delay
    D=Michael Moore
    E=Bawney Fwank

    Get back to ya on C.

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  16. Sorry, that´s E=Napolitano; F=Fwank

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  17. I'm having trouble keeping track, but I think aA is up to 5/6. Mike starts off at 4/6.

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  18. F is for Faggot that's good enough for me.

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  19. lol jihadgene.

    im gonna give it a shot.

    A waxman
    B napolatino
    C can't be hillary. she wears the pants.

    D fat bastard
    E olbermann
    F fwank

    wow this is hard. there are so many uglies to choose from.

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  20. dang! i meant sotomeyer for B
    jeez

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  21. labcat gets 3 out of 6. Wait a sec, judges say "fat bastard describes about 3/4 of lib males and about 1/3 of lib females - too vague"

    Make that 2 out of 6.

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  22. That was pretty tricky using a photo of Janet Reno's best feature.

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