See comments for answer key!
UPDATE:
This was fun. Five of the six were correctly identified, but the 6th is pretty tough. So I've moved the answers here to the main page.
- A: Henry Waxman's fingertip warmers
- B: Rosie O'Donnell in "flattering black" - be thankful this wasn't a nude!
- C: Janet Reno's cankles. This is a trick, 'cuz you're used to seeing her in jackboots stained by the blood of Waco kids.
- D: Michael Moore's pelican necksack - where evil capitalist cheeseburgers go to die.
- E: Janet Napolitano's built-in Daniel Boone Coonskin Cap
- F: Barney Frank's blowhole
No peeking until you've posted your guesses!
ReplyDeleteAnswer key HERE
Michael Moore is a handsome man
ReplyDeleteMatthew, your comment worries me. I really think some of the crazy from the G20 protests in Pittsburgh has drifted east on gotten on you.
ReplyDeleteOK here goes ...
ReplyDeletea=Waxman
b=pelosi
c=Hilary Clinton
d=Dick Durbin
e=Harry Reid
f=Barney Frank
Woodsterman has a pretty good day at the plate, going 2 for 6 with an RBI
ReplyDeleteummm...
ReplyDeletea:Waxman
b:Sotomayer
c:Clinton Nah, not thick enough...)
d=Michael Moore
e=Kerry?
f=Frwank
JP is hitting a solid .500
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ReplyDeleteI think I've got these 3 correct.
ReplyDeletea:Waxman
b:Sotomayer
f=Barney Frank
So let's try...
c: Nancy Pelosi
d: Jerrold Nadler!
e: Janet Napolitano!
JP is still at .500, but it is a little different .500 than before.
ReplyDeleteNot-so-helpful hint: None of these 6 are truly obscure, but a couple of them are like, um, "2nd tier" lefties.
Okay...
ReplyDeletea:Waxman
b:
c:
d: (back to) Michael Mooooore
e: Janet Napolitano!
f: Barney Frwank
Does this put me above .500?
JP - 4/6 reduces to 2/3, and Meatloaf taught us that 2 outta 3 ain't bad!
ReplyDeleteA: Whacksman
ReplyDeleteB: Rosie O'Donnel
C: George Stephanopolupagus
D: Michael Moore
E: George Stephanopolupagus again, trick question, right?
F: Bawney Fwank
aA gets 4 out of 6 - and has uncovered one of the 2nd tier...um, uncovered...bad phrasing...and has solved the mystery on one of the ones that has eluded JP!
ReplyDeleteBonus clue: George Stepiglottis is NOT on today's gallery of ugly.
Eventually George will make it; he is SO ugly...Maybe a round of "Pin the Ugly on the Chimpy" will yield the answer I keep coming back to...
ReplyDeleteB I think could be Napolitano the Dwarf and E has me totally stumped.
WAIT! E is Napollitano and C is Robert Reichhh...have you really looked at how tiny he is? It's freakish, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteOk,
ReplyDeleteA=(BatBoy)Waxman
B=Pelosi
C, all I know is, it ain´t Cheryl Burke dancin' w/Tom Delay
D=Michael Moore
E=Bawney Fwank
Get back to ya on C.
Sorry, that´s E=Napolitano; F=Fwank
ReplyDeleteI'm having trouble keeping track, but I think aA is up to 5/6. Mike starts off at 4/6.
ReplyDeletelol jihadgene.
ReplyDeleteim gonna give it a shot.
A waxman
B napolatino
C can't be hillary. she wears the pants.
D fat bastard
E olbermann
F fwank
wow this is hard. there are so many uglies to choose from.
dang! i meant sotomeyer for B
ReplyDeletejeez
labcat gets 3 out of 6. Wait a sec, judges say "fat bastard describes about 3/4 of lib males and about 1/3 of lib females - too vague"
ReplyDeleteMake that 2 out of 6.
That was pretty tricky using a photo of Janet Reno's best feature.
ReplyDeleteEw!
ReplyDeleteEw!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!