One time many, many years ago when I was in high school, the shifter in my '69 Camaro got screwed up. It was stuck in two gears at once. Letting the clutch out caused the whole car to tense up like something was going to explode. I finally figured it what was going on, but I had to crawl under the car and burn myself on the headers and pull on the shifter linkage to get it into neutral. Everything was fine after that. Well, at least until the next thing broke, which was probably only a day or two later.
I feel the same way right now. My mind is racing in several different directions, but I can't seem to get into a forward gear and write anything. Just all tensed up, ready to explode. All I can think of is "hey, maybe you should insult your readers or something!" So here goes:
May the body lice of a thousand ACORN staffers infest your armpits!
There. I feel better already!
Take a break from politics and the blog. You'll come up with something soon.
ReplyDeleteI took a break for 3 days, Innoman....I feel quite refreshed. I highly recommend it.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you!
ReplyDeleteInsulting your readers...sounds like the MSM!
ReplyDeleteDo a car post, I've been toying with that idea for about two weeks.
Ewwwwwww, nice insult! You'll be in fine form again soon. I've done cute puppies and friendly animals the last few posts, as you know...thanks for your nice comment. I'm SICK of all the politics, it's awful.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly hope you feel better! I'm not sure how much longer I can use Raid as underarm deodorant...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah? well you ..you..i got nothin'. i think we're all feelin' a bit that way.
ReplyDeleteHEY ... that itches!
ReplyDeleteI'm gives you very strong insult for this disleespect!!!
ReplyDelete"I cover my left nostril and blow snots on your Sex Goddess, Nancy Pelosi!!!"
Take that, Blitch!!!
Great Reader
KIM Jong IL (D-CA)
May you find out you've already exceeded the expectations of everyone who has ever known you.
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I recommend watching "The View." It always either refreshes me or brings on a seizure.
ReplyDeleteThat happens to all of us Inno. We're being overwhelmed with so much information that it's hard to focus on just one thing. It's okay to skip a few days, we'll all be back for your next post whether it's tomorrow or next week.
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