Monday, July 27, 2009

Vick reinstated by NFL

Heard on the radio that Michael Vick has been reinstated by the NFL. Marvy. So if I tell you he's a detestable individual, that means I must be racist, right? Of course! Geez, man! Who are you to comment on another person's culture? Breeding puppies just to watch them kill each other is admirable behavior among certain lowlife subcultures of quasiAmericans. So just shut up, you stupid head-in-the-sand conservative!

Vick hasn't been signed by a team. Yet. Hope nobody does. But some team will. Maybe they'll wait for a year or so, but somebody will sign him. Then my hope will be that his new team plays my Steelers and James Harrison sacks him from behind at full speed and drives Vick's face so far into the turf at Heinz that Vick is still poopin' Pittsburgh mud in his old age.

1 comment:

  1. Too bad there's not an NFL team called the Bulldogs


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