|Shown in Yankee colors instead of Red Sox so Manhattan Infidel doesn't kill me|
Brought up on charges for lying to Congress? Are you for real? ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS? You will never encounter a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the US Congress. If I try hard enough, I can think of maybe 3 or 4 individuals in that entire body who aren't themselves deserving of long prison terms. The rest of them are chronic lying bastages whom I loathe. If they were dying of thirst, I'd deny them even the sweat from 'twixt my cheeks. Yeah, those cheeks.
Now they've got their
Y'all should be thankful that I don't have comic book superpowers, 'cuz I really want to drop a giant boulder on Congress right now. Grrr.
Disclaimer: I am not a Clemens fan. Neither am I a Roger hater. It's just that he never played on any teams I give a crap about, so to me he's always just been a good pitcher. No more, no less.