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Mrs. O is going to be ticked. He had been doing so good.
I think it's outrageous that a President plays golf in a time of war.Whoops. I forgot. He's a Democrat so I guess it's ok.
Sharting does suck.For once I feel sorry for Obamabi.Wait, nope. No I don't.That feeling of sympathy I thought I had for our socialist in chief? Yeah turns out it was some indigestion. I shouldn't have had the beef burrito for lunch.
Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.