My pastor's wife and blog-rival Patti has passed me up in "followers" again. I've been stuck on 63 for a while, and last I saw she was up to 65. She blogs mostly about girly stuff - babies, scrapbooking, friends, etc, **shudder** which I guess is ok if you're into that kind of stuff. Personally, I think friends and babies are WAY overrated and the world would be a better place without them. But I gotta admit that it gets traffic. Unlike my blog. It gets nuttin'. If everybody who comes here left me a dollar, I'd still have to raid the change in my car's ashtray to buy a Happy Meal. Sad, really. One would think that blogging about Chris Dodd's halitosis and posts about lighting hippies on fire would be a winning recipe. Nope.
What to do? Well, Patti had a traffic bonanza the other day by playing matchmaker. Hmmm... What keeps me from doing the same thing? Nothing! So what if I'm a loner with misanthropic tendencies - that shouldn't preclude me from offering relationship advice. I am an excellent judge of character! So, tell me what you're looking for in a relationship, and what you have to offer. I'll plug that info into my patented Compatibility Matrix and get you hooked right up with the person of your dreams. Best of all, this service is free!