Want to keep troublesome pResidents off your property? You need the BarryGate 3000! Allows handy entry and exit to non-idiots, while keeping pResidents at bay. Works just as well on nice days, when the pResident carries his pretty pink parasol. Shown above with optional Slouching Amazon. All yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99 + shipping.
INSTALLATION NOT INCLUDED. NOT EFFECTIVE ON WINDY DAYS WHEN THE LIGHTWEIGHT LIGHTWORKER MAY BE LIFTED ALOFT BY A STIFF BREEZE. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE HEADACHES AND NAUSEA. OFFER NOT VALID IN HAWAII OR DC.