Wednesday, August 18, 2010

innominatus '12

I've come up with a cunning plan to get the GOP nomination and beat barry in 2012.  It is a four step process, and it goes like this:

1.  Go back in time and beat Bloomberg for Mayor of NYC
2.  Erect a big rockstar type stage on the street near Ground Zero
3.  Give heartfelt and honest speech, telling the people HOW I REALLY FEEL - "OK, mohammedans, it may not be within my power to keep you from building.  But it is within my power to set up an ARMY of building inspectors at your project.  They will be all over you like a pitbull on a T-bone.  They will be citing every real and imagined defect and safety violation.  They will be handing out fines like a meth-ed up JW handing out Watchtower tracts.  Every truck delivering materials will have its maintenance record audited.  We will charge you for the police overtime it will take to resolve the many bomb threats you will soon start receiving.  By 9-11-11, your hoped-for grand opening, you will be lucky to have moved a thimbleful of dirt, let alone have the d*mn thing completed.  If you don't like it, go ahead and lawyer up.  Sue.  Sue like the wind!  Get barry and Holder to sic the DOJ on me!"  [bang fist on podium] "Bring. It. On.!"
4.  Fly to Iowa and start collecting delegates, who will be so in love with me that they won't even wait 'til 2012 to give me their votes.

Step 1 is clearly the tricky part.  Once I get past that minor hurdle, watch out!

PS - Pelosi wants to investigate where opponents of the GZM are getting their funding?  Funding?  Funding??  You mean the rest of you lowlife haters that oppose this mosque are getting paid, while I'm dumb enough to oppose it for free?  Dang, do I ever feel like the chump!

7 comments:

  1. Most excellent plan!

    If you or Nancy find out where the anti "funding" is coming from, please let me know. I'd like to apply for my fair share because, like you, I seem to have been overlooked during the distribution.

    Geez -- do you suppose she's really from this planet?!?!

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  2. Geez -- do you suppose she's really from this planet?!?!

    Have you looked closely at her skin? That stuff did not have earthly origins!

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  3. infidel de manahattaAugust 18, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    You have my vote.

    Okay Pelosi, you're more than welcome to investigate my funding. I'd like to investigate it too and find out where it's NOT coming from.

    Of course when you run for mayor, what is your stand on sodium consumption? Are you pro sodium or anti sodium? I think bloomie will beat you on this.

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  4. love it Inno..u have no idea how painful it is to be in NYC..thanks for the fight!!!!

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  5. Love the plan! I want my fair share of the funds also so please let me know when you find out whose giving out the dough.

    Pelosi is the plastic b*tch that needs to be thrown into orbit.

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  6. I'd offer you the use of the Conservative Hideout Time Machine, but it has one flaw. It does send things back in time, but it arrives in the form of a charcoal briquette.

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