A friend of mine from church has my new favorite ringtone. He's recently retired from the USMC and when you call his phone you first hear some Middle Eastern music with some guy yelling something in Arabic. Then the yelling is interrupted by gunfire and it segues into The Star Spangled Banner. Awesome. If I can get a copy as a .wav or an .mp3 I'll post it here.
So, Happy 4th! And kids, remember: when you're playing with the fireworks tonight, be extra careful - make sure you end up with the same number of fingers you started with. Unless, of course, you find a really cool one you'd like to add to your collection!