Captain! We're receiving a sub-space message from Black Hole Theta-M7-C. It's a webpage graphic and some text. It is coming from the Black Hole itself!!
Open a channel. Onscreen.
Fascinating. That he is even pResident is illogical.
Captain, I have the text message. The Black Hole is saying "I am a Black Hole. I suck. I seriously suck. Hard. But look at this loser. He's been bouncing along at around -20 on his approval. How am I supposed to compete with that kind of suck? He makes me look like I barely suck at all. I can't stand it. I can't live with myself any longer. It is time to admit defeat and implode to nothingness, along with the nascent universe contained within my event horizon."
Great work, barry! You've destroyed a whole universe! I can't wait for November!!!!!