Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Can't fight the suck

Captain!  We're receiving a sub-space message from Black Hole Theta-M7-C.  It's a webpage graphic and some text.  It is coming from the Black Hole itself!!






Open a channel.  Onscreen.






Oh my!

Spock, explanation?

Fascinating.  That he is even pResident is illogical. 
Captain, I have the text message.  The Black Hole is saying "I am a Black Hole.  I suck.  I seriously suck.  Hard.  But look at this loser.  He's been bouncing along at around -20 on his approval.  How am I supposed to compete with that kind of suck?  He makes me look like I barely suck at all.  I can't stand it.  I can't live with myself any longer.  It is time to admit defeat and implode to nothingness, along with the nascent universe contained within my event horizon."


Great work, barry!  You've destroyed a whole universe!  I can't wait for November!!!!!

9 comments:

  1. Verrryy nice. Although I'm afraid I have to report you to Chris Matthews for racism. You couldn't have used a "white" hole as an example?

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  2. You are a genius, Inno!
    Very funny.

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  3. Red - Hee. Thanks.

    JBomb - Dang it! Now I have that stupid hippie "White bird, in a golden cage..." song stuck in my head. I will get my revenge!

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  4. Well, that does it. Black Holes are racist!

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  5. HAHAHAHAHA SUPERB!! Thank you :)

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  6. HA! Good 'un Inno...

    Thanks for the chuckle this am.

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  7. I wonder what Worf thinks about Barney Frank?

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  8. Amusing Bunni - Thanks muchly.

    Odie - In a suck contest between barry and a black hole, the ringside judges would rule it a draw.

    Matt - Finally! I'm finally in the Racist Club!

    Infidel - how very Bones McCoy of you!

    Anon - thanks.

    Andy - de nada, amigo

    Trestin - Worf thinks "It'll take a lot of photon torpedoes to blow up that big fat mushmouth. Thankfully, I have a lot of photon torpedoes!"

    Matthew - Sounds like something Spock would say. Wonder if that's where Instapundit got that...

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  9. Trestin may wonder what Worf thinks about Bawney, but I'm wondering what Bawney thinks about Sulu.

    Great post!

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