Friday, January 1, 2010

Catalog of Obama blunders, 2009 edition

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13 comments:

  1. Damn....and I was looking forward to reading about all his blunders. Sure, it might take a few years but I"m committed to this project.

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  2. Well, that's it! Blogger is biased. Obama's accomplishments wouldn't fill in the corner of the smallest cocktail napkin!

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  3. The blunders of obummer would take up a million phone books, for the FIRST month!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR, Innominatus!
    I am dancing on the grave of 2009 as well.
    I hope your New Year is filled with Happines, good
    health, and prosperity!

    I started it off super with my new comment thingy, thanks for noticing, I love it. Take Care, Buddy.

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  4. Infidel - like reading the BarryCare bill on the Senate floor!

    labcat - gotcha!

    Matt - Actually I'm worried that someday the lefties at google are going to decide that blogs like mine are too controversial and shut us off. :(

    Amusing Bunni - thanks for the wellwishes. Same to you.

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  5. Inno, you're off to a good start for 2010 =) I'd find Obama's continual missteps amusing if they weren't so darn dangerous for our country.

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  6. So you're the reason blogger crashed?

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  7. Hahaaa.

    Imagine what 2010 is gonna look like.

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  8. innominatus, you are the King !!! I see your problem, there isn't really any way to shorten that list.

    Thanks, keep me laughing.

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  9. 1TC - Thanks! As for Obama's blunders, each one is like another log on the fire.

    Matthew - it wasn't me! I double-pinky-promise!

    kingshamus - unless there is some nanoscale breakthrough in server storage, there won't be a 2010 edition, either.

    Odie - if I'm king, then you're The Emperor. I always laugh at your postings.

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  10. When I saw the title, I knowed we wuz going to have to wait to see the whole thing. I was thinking you could start your OWN internet (how hard could it be, Al Gore did it!) and post it there!

    A great start to 2010!

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  11. Wow... that was a MASSIVE undertaking (don't we wish it was undertaking), good job!

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