You slide down a long ramp into the darkness. Some minor road rash later, you slide to a dusty halt. It is pitch black, which causes you to wonder if something sinister awaits you. A mummy? Some other evil? You have:
- Stylish fedora
- Bullwhip
- Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 6 rounds
- Well-worn leather jacket
- Old brass lantern
TRY TO PICTURE BARRY WITH CORNROWS (WITHOUT LAUGHING!).
Do you
I'm telling ya -- if there are snakes, I'm taking my stylish fedora and going home. I don't play with snakes. Or mummies. Can you imagine how horrible a mummy's breath is after all those millenia of not brushing?
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