Sunday, July 22, 2001

In a maze of twisty passages

You light the lantern and find yourself at an intersection of twisty passages, all alike.  You marvel at the thought that no other person has been here for centuries.  There is a thick layer of dust on the floor.  Ancient footprints can still be seen it the dust.  Faint markings of hieroglyphs adorn the walls, long faded.  As an archeologist, you are utterly fascinated.  As a human being, you are frightened to the edge of insanity.  You take a moment to compose yourself.  You wonder how low the lantern will give light.  You realize that you'd better hurry.

You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 6 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
  • Old brass lantern (glowing serenely)
SORRY FOR MAKING YOU DIE SO MUCH. HOPE YOU'RE STILL ENJOYING IT.

Do you

1 comment:

  1. I guess I'll explore the twisty passages all alike, alike-o.

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