Obamoil

Alright people, listen up.  I'm back with a new amazing product.  Yes, I bring you Obamoil, the penetrating lubricant that can un-stick just about anything.  Really.  This stuff is slicker than dog snot on wet ice.  Put a little of this on a telephone pole and it'll slide right up a bumblebee's bunghole.  This is the slickest, slimiest stuff ever marketed.  A true breakthrough.  Gas pedal sticking on your Toyota?  No problem!  A little Obamoil and boom! you'll need cleats to keep your foot from sliding off.  Overreaching far-left agenda stuck in low approval ratings?  Apply Obamoil liberally to your State of the Union address and the electorate won't even feel your slicked-up hand reaching in their pocket.  'Cuz remember people, every time you hear somebody in government say "we need to invest in..." that word "invest" means spend your money.  Might as well make is as smooth and painless as possible!  But we can't do this all day.  You gotta order now.  Tell you what, call in the next 10 minutes and I'll throw in a can of berry flavored ShamBarry Obamoil.  It's edible, and it works way faster than Metamucil.  You'll love it.  Call now!