Support Bart at ShtupPAC

Hey there, I'm Bart Stupak and I'm here to announce ShtupPAC, my new political action committee!  I have decided that it is time to make my exit from the House of Representatives and head in a new direction.  The Tea Party reaction to my vote for barrycare had nothing - I repeat, nothing - to do with this decision.  It is true that they scared me so bad I had to change the pads in my nursing bra, but that fear did not factor into my decision to not seek re-election.  That is because I am able to separate the personal from the political.  Besides, my family members back in Michigan were tweeting all the time about how much they missed running their fingers through my fabulous Grecian Formula hairdo.  It gets embarrassing after a while.

As you are certainly aware, there are many incumbents who face a serious uphill climb in their re-election bid this time around.  If you donate to the RNC, they'll waste it on lesbian bondage-themed nightclubs and limo rides.  If you donate to the DNC, they'll, um, I dunno.  They'll probably spend it on botox and drum circle performances.  So the best place to send your money is to my new PAC.  The ShtupPAC.  Together we shtup reclaim America!!!