President Obama is intelligent, honest, courageous, and possesses great athletic prowess.
Under his leadership, our nation will chart a new course that leads to unprecedented prosperity, security, and liberty for all Americans.
I spent the whole weekend chanting that mantra. Really, really chanting. You know, like a retarded pagan at a moon festival. But nothing seems to have changed. I really had high hopes for this whole Positive Thinking thing, since nothing else seems to be working. But it hasn't helped at all. Did I do it wrong or something? Did I forget a key word or phrase? What gives?