Friday, January 28, 2011

Yet another reason to avoid Portland


Willamette Week reports that the City of Portland has contracted to have all office supplies delivered by CARGO TRICYCLE.  So stay away from Portland lest your SUV get caught in traffic behind some butter-lunged hemp smoker trying to huff 500lbs of 24# recycled bondpaper up a steep hill.

You have been warned!

12 comments:

  1. I just canceled my trip to Oregon...

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  2. Portland :-( the only city that never grew up cuz of all the childish crap they keep going downhill with.

    'Bout time the city council iz tarred, feathered, toilet papered and run outta the state on a tricycle.

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  3. Heh. Truth IS stranger than fiction. Especially in certain parts of Orygun.

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  4. I should be surprised, but I'm not. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Seattle jumps on that bandwagon.

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  5. That's quite a state you got there. It's sort of like a reverse-China.

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  6. This is not a clip from the IFC show, "Portlandia". It's really what goes on in this town.

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  7. Shocking. Ridiculous. As a matter of fact, it deserves, nay requires ridicule.

    So, "Nya nya nya, whiny little hippie-kids! Lovin' da earf, makin' everyting betta!"

    I feel better. OMG, what a set of fools.

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  8. There is a fine example of libtardism at work.

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  9. lmbooooooooooooo..been there! Have a beautiful weekend~!:)

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  10. Inno...just to share in the pain, I've been kind enough to leave a major award for you over at my blog.

    Bwhahahaha

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