For the last two years I've been regaling you all with tales from the inner workings of the Obama administration. 78 times I've revealed these things to you (so far). But I have to admit that I am full of crap. See, in many of those stories, I had Obama ACTUALLY FREAKIN' MEETING WITH HIS FREAKIN' CABINET. Now I am shamed to announce that that SIMPLY ISN'T GOING ON. Which kind of makes me a liar. But only "kind of" a liar. The rest of what I wrote is 100% true. Honest.