Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I am full of crap

For the last two years I've been regaling you all with tales from the inner workings of the Obama administration.  78 times I've revealed these things to you (so far).  But I have to admit that I am full of crap.  See, in many of those stories, I had Obama ACTUALLY FREAKIN' MEETING WITH HIS FREAKIN' CABINET.  Now I am shamed to announce that that SIMPLY ISN'T GOING ON.  Which kind of makes me a liar.  But only "kind of" a liar.  The rest of what I wrote is 100% true.  Honest.

14 comments:

  1. During the first two years of his presidency, Obama didn’t bother to confer with them at all — not even so much as a phone call:..sheesh...good grief Inno~!

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  2. I am shocked and delighted that you did all that "presidential" work yourself. And I think that you did it better than the "real" "president" could have done it "himself".

    What was that, 3 quotes? Throw in another "quote" and make it a whole gallon.

    Good job, and thanks for your honesty. Just proves that you'd be a terrible politician.

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  3. Sorry, I threw in another "quote", well, now you have a gallon and a quoter.

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  4. They're Cabinet. That means furniture, right?

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  5. Inno: The "O" has delusions of granduer! Reminds me of "The Wizard of OZ", where Dorothy and company finally get to meet Oz. There is smoke and trimbling, but when they step behind the facade, there is nothing to Oz. I bet his cabinet members feel the same way!
    What arrogance! Just two more years!

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  6. Hmmm. Brings new meaning to "featherbedding," don't it?

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  7. Hey Inno, don't beat yourself up. We already knew you were full of crap, so no harm, no foul.

    Just sayin'...

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  8. Who'da thunk ... OK now the less people that know how stupid he is the better ... that esplains it!

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  9. Actually Obama can't meet with his cabinet since they don't exist. They are all animatronic devices.

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  10. If you compare your little "sstretchings" of The Truth with the whoppers that emanate from the Oval Office, you kinda come off in the amateur division. Stop beating yourself up!

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  11. Can intelligent leadership exist in a vacuum? Nope, O'nocall'bama iz morbid proof of that.

    But for arguments sake I will honestly state, I got bugs in my vacuum smarter than the presisnoot.

    (and you thought you wuz full of crap.)

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  12. If there is anything I admire in a person, it is their "full 'o crap level". You are the Mt Everest and I am the lowly foothill.

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  13. What?! But I based my entire opinion of Obama(which rhymes with Alabama) on your writings. My world! It's crumbling all around meh!

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