Sometimes life just kicks ya in the teef

One of my dogs got run over by a cement mixer and the other one ran away.  Then the house burned down.   My car is making funny noises and the IRS says I owe them $1.4 billion.  My athlete's foot is flaring up and spreading to other parts of my body.  Some malware got onto my computer and now some guy in Nigeria is emptying my bank account and my wife left me to run with a double-amputee neo-pagan chick she met at cirque du soleil.
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OK, none of that is true.  I'm just testing to see if this will get a "Great Post!  I love your blog! How about a Link Exchange!!" kind of comment.