Yes, Tim Lincecum is a hippie. I mean, look at the hair, man. He even looks like Joe Cocker falling off the stage thing in this pic. You can't get much hippier than Joe Cocker. But I'm willing to overlook these shortcomings because he's starting tonight for my Giants against the Braves. Besides, he is motivating a new generation of stoners to embrace capitalism by selling "Let Tim Smoke" t-shirts. See? Not all hippies are completely useless.