Some things are better left unblogged

Happy Columbus Day!  All you whiny leftoids need to get over it - we're not going back to Europe and letting the new world revert to a semi-savage land of tribal warfare.  Veni, Vidi, Vici and now there's a Starbucks at every intersection.  Amen, brother.  If you think our ancestors were a little rough on the natives, consider what Imperial Japan or the Soviets would have done to them.  Yikes.  Instead of running casinos and selling fireworks, they'd all be either slaves or just plain dead.  So go thank a white european-American for preserving the Native American way of life.

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By now you've no doubt heard that some schnickelfritz threw a book at barry over the weekend.  To this yet un-named spitweasel I make the following statement:

Yo, fartbreath, knock it off!  You can't go around throwing stuff at the President of the United States.  That ain't proper at all!  We need that guy out there in front of the camera, not skulking in fear.  Every time he flaps lip we win more congressional seats.  Thanks to you, he's gonna be in hiding getting intensive PTSD treatments and sobbing alone in a corner about how downright mean America is instead of embarrassing himself and his party.  So channel your rage into something more constructive, like throwing books at Chris Matthews.

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My Beavs pulled off a nice road victory this weekend over the (formerly) #9 team in the country.  Now we're at #24 in the AP poll, and 29th or somesuch in the Coaches' poll.  Yet the computer poll shows us at #7, mainly because we're 3-2 despite a BRUTAL schedule. Why the discrepancy?  Conspiracy-mongers are saying that the powers-that-be are trying to keep OSU's ranking down so Boise State's victory over us won't seem like a big deal, paving the way for Some Crappy Team from the south to play Some Crappy Team from the Great Lakes area to give us a so-called National Champion that is really no champion at all but merely good for attracting TV ratings.*

Do I believe that?  Hope and Change, baby!

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* I charge extra for meandering, paragraph-sized run-on sentences.  So you now owe me a dollar.