A couple days ago, it was suggested at Manhattan Infidel's place that my cult and his be merged. But I think the only Stylish Blogger he's been awarded is the one I gave him. Which hasn't yet even been accepted and displayed. Why would I stoop to merging with somebody who only has ONE SINGLE Stylish Blogger Award? And I bet he'd want to share the Leadership Role. This would lead to a standoff like we're seeing in Wisconsin. Messy stuff. Then the government would want to act as arbitrator and it would get even messier. Ugh. I'm not sure if I even want to be in a cult if I can't be the full-time leader.
See, in terms of pure "looks" I have what it takes to be a cult leader. My mug would look right at home alongside these freaks. But I lack the "charisma" that is required. Geez, that Applewhite guy was able to convince guys to whack their own sacks off. Koresh got his people to die in a fire and Jones served up the Koolaid. I don't have that kind of sway over people.
[chant] YOU WILL FIX ME A SAMMICH
AND THEN YOU WILL LEAVE A
WITTY COMMENT. [/chant]
See? Nobody does what I tell them. This post has been up for, like, five minutes and I still don't have a sandwich. So I think the whole cult merger thing is a bad idea. I think blogging in obscurity is more my speed.