|Mysterious carved image gazing off to the far left|
Field reporter Wi Hung Lo reporting for innominatus news
pResident Obama returned
After a visit to Teotihuacan, "The place where gods are born" the other Obama child asked "So this is where daddy was born? I thought you said he was Hawaiian! I'm so confused!" Wrapping up the tour, the First Family visited the ancient stone statues left by the Moronian Empire on Keister Island. The guide explained "Nearby, Easter Island has become famous for giant carved heads made from stone. This recently discovered island has similar carvings, but ground-penetrating radar reveals that beneath the swelled heads are small, spindly bodies. None have yet been excavated, but is conjectured that the inhabitants of the island threw like girls and therefore were unable to defend themselves."