To those not in the know, Governor Kitzhaber is shacking up with a young'un named Cylvia (who all-too-gladly includes a pic of herself in a very backless gown). Maybe the idea of the governor living in sin is bothersome to you; maybe you don't care. But Cylvia has been making FAT BANK on government contracts for the last several years. When asked when/if she and the Gov would marry, she said that wasn't happening because then she wouldn't be able to bid on all those LUCRATIVE GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS. Maybe the First
By the end of the article, Cylvia is even comparing herself to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. If you don't read the article you should at least bookmark it for those occasions when you need to induce vomiting.