Thursday, March 3, 2011

Now let my people go!


I am Attorney General Eric Holder.  I AM the law.  You will NOT screw with me, or MY PEOPLE.  If you have any doubts about who are "my people" then you are obviously not my people, because my people know what I'm talking about.  And don't you all be getting all Pharaoh on me with that "Equal Protection Under the Law" stuff, because, like I said, I AM the law.  See?  It says so right here.  So shove that in your cracker peace pipe and smoke it, and I'll see you in Philly on election day.
Posted by at 2:07 PM

16 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Dooooooooooooooooooood

    Would it be cheesey if I linked to you for the 9th time this week?

    You've been feeding me like a bird lately, homie.


    Great work here.

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  2. innominatusMarch 3, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    KS - Ymmmm... cheese! :)

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  3. BuckMarch 3, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    "My people." Snort.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    I who I are ... what do you F***ing think about that?

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  5. MattMarch 3, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Holder's comments are among the strangest. Then again, look at his boss.

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  6. Scooney AdriftMarch 3, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Every pack of cards has to have at least two JOKERS! Guess who the other one is!!!

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  7. MAX RedlineMarch 3, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Excellent, Inno! Not sure how you manage this, unless you don't have a day job. That's more than a typical working guy should be able to manage in the few hours between job, food, rest.

    In any case, you manage to nail it.

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  8. amanofwonderMarch 3, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Well I figger he got tah holder it up on on his own, cuz he sure don't git it on for others.

    Self gratification iz a rather self servin' deal.

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  9. AndyMarch 3, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Linkage coming...

    I'll bet little Eric lets them tablets go when they "pry 'em from his cold, dead fingers."

    Ooooops! That's Ncitement of violins...sorry..

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  10. Javelina BombMarch 3, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    The first commandment of "My People"? Blame Whitey.

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  11. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMarch 4, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    Geez Inno, thats not fair Moses!

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  12. cathysueMarch 4, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    he's only dividing people more with this kinda talk like the red sea. hey innom...it's labcat here. been gone a while. glad to see you're still at it.

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  13. JihadGeneMarch 4, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    Holder makes me ROR!!! -KIM Jong IL

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  14. TeresaMarch 4, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    "My people" indicates an inherently racist mentality. The man only believes in black or chocolate justice instead of equal justice for all - for both vanilla and chocolate peoples.

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  15. Infidel de ManahattaMarch 4, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Equality under the law? What a 20th century concept. So bourgeois! Society exists to protect certain groups only.

    Get with the program homie!

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  16. Amusing BunniMarch 4, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Moses would send a burning bush in his shorts for that!

    All these libtards have God complexes, sheesh.

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