I am Attorney General Eric Holder. I AM the law. You will NOT screw with me, or MY PEOPLE. If you have any doubts about who are "my people" then you are obviously not my people, because my people know what I'm talking about. And don't you all be getting all Pharaoh on me with that "Equal Protection Under the Law" stuff, because, like I said, I AM the law. See? It says so right here. So shove that in your cracker peace pipe and smoke it, and I'll see you in Philly on election day.