When putting on your shoes, do you:
- Put on one shoe, then the other, and then tie the laces?
- Put on one shoe, tie its laces, then repeat for the other foot?
- Not Applicable. I'm gay so I only wear loafers.
- Other. Specify _____________
If you answered "1" above, do you tie the laces on shoe....
**BREAKING** **THIS LAME POST INTERRUPTED BY AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM OUR HIGHLY ESTEEMED pRESIDENT**
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to report that the ecoterrorist holding hostages at the Discovery Channel does not appear to have any ties to Islam. Whew! Finally! Let me be clear, not all terrorists are muslims. We are all equally capable of freaking out and attacking random people for various reasons, and adherents to the Religion of Peace are no more prone to it than any other group in our society. So just shut up about my administration's handling of the Gitmo trials, the Ground Zero Mosque, the Ft. Hood shooter, etc, etc. Any one of us could snap under all the pressure we're feeling after 8 years of failed Bush policies. So quit being so hard on muslims and get back to trying to find a job, and I'll see you at the golf course. Tootles!"