Saturday, October 3, 2009

Happy fun song time!

Couldn't decide at first whether to do this song or "Barry went down to Denmark, he was lookin' for some games to steal. Chicago's way behind, Daley's in a bind, Barry's ready to make a deal." Went with this one. Apologies to Bon Jovi. Actually, nevermind. Bon Jovi sucks.

The One woke up in the morning, left to meet the one he'd wed
Left slobber on the pillow, then the butler made his bed.
Copenhagen's where he's going, only God knows where he's from
He's a weasel on the run, a despot lover, left us twistin' in the wind.

He is the Prez'dint of this world, he thinks he's gonna win
He ain't never earned nuttin', everything was given him
Told the IOC "I want it! Yeah, I want it man!"
"I'll put cash on your table, Tokyo you ain't able, Rio catch me if you can!"

He may go down in a blaze of glory, you and I - we know the truth
He may go down in a blaze of glory
Lord, Michelle flew first with Oprah and her purse
He's Moammar's son, call him Young Dunce.

They ask if Biden's conscious, while Barry cannot bowl
They ask if Obama's a wise man, if we buy the crap he's sold
They ask if he's a hawk or dove, Afghanistan's such a pain
Well I've seen Gitmo open and he'd see it shut down, al-Qaeda feel no pain

He's goin' down in a blaze of glory, you and I - we know the truth
He's goin' down in a blaze of glory
Lord, Michelle flew first with Oprah and her purse
He's Moammar's son, call him Young Dunce.

His ego don't fit his head, he brays 'bout jobs he did create
No, he ain't looking for forgiveness for our debts now six miles deep.
"IOC I ask a favor, and I'm sure you'll understand,
People love me to the fullest, every boy and every man,
Flying down to Denmark, games in Chicago 'cuz I am grand."

Shot down in a blaze of glory, you and I - we know the truth
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Lord, Michelle flew first with Oprah and her purse
He's Moammar's son, call him Young Dunce.

3 comments:

  1. EXCELLENT, LOOONG TIME!!!

    2 Tum's UP!!!

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  2. I kinda woulda liked to heard the "Obama Went Down to Denmark"...

    I never listened to Bon Jovi, so I couldn't get a fix on the rhythm of this song. The words was good, but i just couldn't connect.

    Good job.

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  3. aA, it is from the soundtrack of Young Guns - a brat pack western from about 20 years ago.

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