Thursday, October 8, 2009

Agreeing with Obama???

President Obeyme and his merry band of misfits have been struggling with a way to beat the Taliban and al-Qaeda without increasing troop levels. Yeah, he's trying to make the de-escalator leftoids happy while looking like only a partial wuss to everybody else. That tightrope is starting to wobble, Barry. You can't keep this up much longer! You need a game-changer!... Voila! The Taliban are no longer the bad guys!. The idea is to cede a portion of Af-Pak to these boy-rapin' Taliban wife-beaters and let them have some autonomy.

Here is where I actually agree with Bams. I think it is great that the Taliban have their own province. Offer them up their own little safe haven , and they'll flock to it like Detroit residents lookin' for BarryBucks. After they're all settled in and getting on with their goat molesting, we spring the trap - one target-rich province to bomb the bloody piss out of, instead of two whole countries! Pretty darned clever, that Obama guy, isn't he?
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Um, you guys are giving me that look again. Did I say something stupid?

5 comments:

  1. No, it would only be stupid if you actually believed that the fairytale scenario would ever materialize.

    It's a dang fine pipe dream, m'boy! Dang fine.

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  2. Repeat after Barry, "the Taliban is good, US troops are bad, the Taliban is good, US troops are bad, the Taliban is ...."

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  3. He would not be that clever to think up such a plan...he can't even pick out a proper dog after 4 months! I think you should be CIC, Innominatus.

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  4. Right...by then it'll be 4 years later, and a third-party candidate will finally be president.

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  5. Mmmm...Mmmm...Mmmm, Innomimatus!

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