Wednesday, July 18, 2001

Still in the Market

Amazingly, the UN responds in record time.  Blue-helmeted peacekeepers arrive promptly.  First they disarm you of your gun and whip, telling you that it is for your own good. Then they proceed to harass the locals and rape some of the women.  They begin to grow weary of these things and then start to rifle through the merchants' booths, taking what they wish.  In this state of distraction, they fail to notice that Scimitar Man is slicing you up like deli meat (or that nasty hand that Andy posted the other day).
You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Well-worn leather jacket
DANG, I HOPE THAT SHREDDED HAND PIC WAS FAKED!

You have chosen poorly.  You are dead.  Game Over, man!

2 comments:

  1. This is great stuff!

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  2. These UN guys must all be democRATS and muslims....another words, Obama's relatives.

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