Sunday, July 22, 2001

Still in the Market

You draw the Walther smoothly from your holster and put one very well-placed shot right between the large man's eyes.  People shriek in fear as he falls like a tree struck by lightning.  The crowd mostly scatters, but one grim fellow approaches and says "My name is Ishmael Montoya.  You killed my brother.  Prepare to die!"
You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 7 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
  • Old brass lantern
MY WIFE IS AT WORK AND I'M TOO LAZY TO COOK

Do you

1 comment:

  1. Ishmael only has a sword. Ta-ta Senor, HELLO!!!

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