Wednesday, July 18, 2001

The Market, continued

The merchant takes great offense at your attitude and begins yelling in Arabic and gesturing wildly.  A huge man wearing black, hears the ruckus and paces towards you, swinging a large scimitar threateningly. 
You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 8 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
KEEF OLBERMANN LICKS HIS OWN ARMPITS AND YOU BETTER NOT CALL THE UN!

Do you

1 comment:

  1. I don't think the UN was invented then.
    If they were, I"ll call them and then shoot ALL of THEM in the face, esp. the president of the UN.

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Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.

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