Sunday, July 22, 2001

Inside the Spincts

You slide down a long ramp into the darkness.  Some minor road rash later, you slide to a dusty halt.  It is pitch black, which causes you to wonder if something sinister awaits you.  A mummy?  Some other evil? 

You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 6 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
  • Old brass lantern
TRY TO PICTURE BARRY WITH CORNROWS (WITHOUT LAUGHING!).

Do you

1 comment:

  1. I'm telling ya -- if there are snakes, I'm taking my stylish fedora and going home. I don't play with snakes. Or mummies. Can you imagine how horrible a mummy's breath is after all those millenia of not brushing?

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