Wednesday, July 18, 2001

The Market

You are in a crowded middle eastern marketplace.  There is much activity going on all around - mostly locals going about their business, but also so tourists sampling the wares.  At a booth nearby, a man sells rugs while his trained monkey snacks on a date.  At another booth a gaptoothed man offers chickens and butchered meat - that appears to have been butchered much too long ago.  As you pass your way through, a shopkeeper presents a brass lantern and says "You buy! You buy lantern! Cheap!"
You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 8 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
OBAMA HUFFS CHEEZ WHIZ AND THE LANTERN WILL COME IN HANDY

Do you

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