You choose a passage and make your way. Some ancient hand tools left by the Sphincts builders remain where they were left, untouched for millenia. A low voice, with what Rush Limbaugh calls "godlike reverb" seems to be coming from the Sphincts itself! The Sphincts says to you "I am the Great Sphincts! Answer my riddles or I shall consume your liberties! Tell me, O foolish conservative, why does it pee when I burn?" You ask the Sphincts if perhaps he spoke "inartfully" and whether he really meant "burn when I pee?" The Sphincts replies forcefully "DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY! ANSWER THE RIDDLE!" You have:
- Stylish fedora
- Bullwhip
- Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 6 rounds
- Well-worn leather jacket
- Old brass lantern (glowing serenely)
A TALKING SPHINCTS? DON'T THEY MAKE A PILL FOR THAT?.
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ReplyDeleteThe Sphinnts misread his teleprompter
ReplyDeleteIndeed
ReplyDeleteSphincts: "Why does it burn when I pee?"
ReplyDeleteBecause Michelle gave you some weird Klingon VD?
It's Chris Matthew's fault.
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