Sunday, July 22, 2001

Maze of twisty passages, all alike

You choose a passage and make your way.  Some ancient hand tools left by the Sphincts builders remain where they were left, untouched for millenia.  A low voice, with what Rush Limbaugh calls "godlike reverb" seems to be coming from the Sphincts itself!  The Sphincts says to you "I am the Great Sphincts!  Answer my riddles or I shall consume your liberties!  Tell me, O foolish conservative, why does it pee when I burn?"  You ask the Sphincts if perhaps he spoke "inartfully" and whether he really meant "burn when I pee?"  The Sphincts replies forcefully "DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!  ANSWER THE RIDDLE!" 

You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 6 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
  • Old brass lantern (glowing serenely)
A TALKING SPHINCTS? DON'T THEY MAKE A PILL FOR THAT?.

Please leave your answer in the comments, where you will find a link to continue...

    5 comments:

    1. You have done well to make it this far. After you have left an answer that satisfies the Sphincts, click here to continue...

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    2. The Sphinnts misread his teleprompter

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    3. Sphincts: "Why does it burn when I pee?"

      Because Michelle gave you some weird Klingon VD?

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    4. It's Chris Matthew's fault.

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    Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.

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