Thursday, July 19, 2001

Still in the Market

Departing the booth with lantern in hand, you are confronted by a large scimitar-wielding man clad in black.  He yells something at you in Arabic:هذا هو الإرث فانوس الأسرة ، ويجب ألا تقع في أيدي من كافر. تعطيه لي أو " يموت!"  He swings the scimitar like he means it, and strides purposely towards you.

You have:
  • Stylish fedora
  • Bullwhip
  • Vintage Walther P-38 w/ 8 rounds
  • Well-worn leather jacket
  • Old brass lantern
WHEN HILLARY WALKS, THE FRICTION OF HER THIGHS RUBBING SOUNDS LIKE A DOGGIE SQUEAK TOY.

Do you

2 comments:

  1. If that moron doesn't want to speak English, I will hit him over the head. He was just reading the arabic barry wrote him: repeating "hope and Change" "Fundamentally Transform", and then I hit him.

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  2. I don't want to have to pick up the tab for UN intervention, so, ta-ta Ahab.

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Family-friendly phrasing heartily encouraged.

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