The mildest summer I can ever remember continues unabated. Last few days there've been low clouds come in from the coast that take 'til about noon to burn off. Then the afternoons are NICE. And if that ain't enough, a while back the NYT did a study of safest places to live with regard to natural disasters. Out of 379 metropolitan areas, my town of Corvallis is the safest! (Safe link to iOTW for the NYT-averse).
So if you're tired of sweltering, flooding, having your roof blown off or everything around you burning to the ground in a wildfire, you should move up here. We can build a walled compound separate from all the Prius drivers that reside here and, like, have us a good ol' time.