Wednesday, August 24, 2011

How can you have any pudding of you don't beat the heat?

pure awesome
Summer has finally arrived.  Didn't know it would ever get truly hot this year, but yes, yes, indeedee!

Today a project required installation at a new building on the OSU campus, which isn't quite finihsed.  That bleeping doubletarded McMoron general contractor in charge there has a long pants/hard hat/orange vest/eye protection rule for EVERYBODY.  Even the poor engraver dude who is just there to put some striping on some windows.

So I got pretty well roasted.  Feet felt like they were ready to burst into flames.  The answer?  Blow Off!  This stuff rules.  Other brands are good, too.  Just tip the can upside down and hit the button.  INSTANT COLDNESS.  Like, don't overdo it or you'll get frostbite kind of instant coldness.  Fer reals.  So I took off my shoes, zapped 'em with the upside-down Blow Off and within about 2 seconds the inside of my shoes were coated with a NICE COLD LAYER OF FROST.  No kiddin'!  Insert feet.  Aaahhhh....

Also handy when you want to freeze a stupid liberal's face in one position long enough to get your camera.  But you didn't hear that from me...


11 comments:

  1. I'm pretty damned tired of the heat. It's been in the 90's for about a month and we don't have air conditioning.

    Went camping up at the tree line this past weekend. It got down in the 30's at night and it felt good.

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  2. Thankfully, it hasn't been extremely hot in my neck of the woods.

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  3. If you make that ugly face it'll stay like that forever.

    Would someone please tell me what's with the damned orange vests if you're not in traffic. OSA has really gone CRAZY PC!

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  4. I hear ya about the frostbite. Damned near happened to me on several occasions.

    But, summer? Finally? Yays!

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  5. Well, we'd deplete the ozone for SURE if we were to do that down here, brother! Overnight lows don't get very far below 80 lately, and the dew point is in the 70's. Got a little rain today, but that's just to replenish the humidity. We're in a long string of 100+ temps.

    Stay inside and engrave, Inno, let Santa Claus do the installs!

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  6. Will it have the same effect if we point it at a liberal's sensitive and vulnerable reproductive area?

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  8. Dang! I hadn't thought of using the stuff on liberals! Thanks for the hot tip!

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  9. Hey, we need a can of that to spray at obumbles and his mooching hag when they get back to WH!

    Better make it a case, they are hard to get rid of.

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  10. I doubt whether that particular product will be offered in SE Louisiana. The shortages might cause riots.

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