I was sitting at a traffic light on the highway, yesterday, next to a carload of Muslims, when a big semi-trailer drove right over the top of their car!So I went and got a commercial truck driver's license!"Wow!" I thought, "That could've been me!"....
OUTSTANDING!!But you owe me for a keyboard now, this one will have sticky keys after the cola I just spewed dries...
ReplyDeleteCould it be? Have we finally found an worthy replacement for Johnny?
ReplyDeleteHow very unPC of you . . . I'm so very proud of you!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Just what they deserve for their ramalama-ding dong holiday!
ReplyDeleteI was so proud to see that this made it to the "Innominatus Show"!
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