Friday, August 12, 2011

Michelle my Belle in Corvallis

Wanna see me make an entire turkey leg disappear?
Amusing Bunni was right the other day...  She warned my that Michelle would be nearby.  I thought she was only going to be in Eugene - a place I routinely avoid anyway.  But nooooooooo...

She had to come here to Cowvallis.  And all the local "news" is fawning admiration.  Ugh.  Glad she chose to have lunch at del Alma, a place which is way to froo-froo for this kid.  Very little risk of an uncomfortable confrontation as long as she sticks to places like and I stick to my usual diet of convenience store hotdogs.

At least until she makes convenience store hotdogs illegal.

15 comments:

  1. Hi Inno! Too bad your lovely area had to be contaminated with the stench of moo....hopefully you were standing downwind.

    I'm glad you didn't actually see her while eating, that would be gross. I hope there's still some food left in the stores and buffets when she leaves!
    Thanks for the link, have a fun weekend.

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  2. S**t, Inno! Dang you for posting that photo. I was just about to go get my midnight snack.

    That is one ugly woman.

    Hey, we had Janet Napolitano in Bossier City yesterday. Did I post pitchers?

    Noooooooooooooooooo! Obviously I love my visitors more than you do.

    Obviously.

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  3. Your MoBama senses are strong, young warrior.

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  4. She looks like a lamprey going after a salmon!

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  5. I really don't know who got the worst of the visit deal, Inno... you or Andy. That's some seriously bad mojo in both cases.

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  6. Moochelle shouldn't be allowed in public with those awful eating habits - eating like a pig. At least you were able to avoid her, Inno.

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  7. I think it is time for the queen to look in the mirror.

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  8. Man, what a vision. That meat looks raw and it looks like it could be a heart. Somebody's raw heart. Is Hillary missing?

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  9. She came there to straighten your diet out. She's hiding behind the Slurpee machine.

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  10. lol I heard she was blowin your way with her ONLY asparagus for you train...but dare she deprive herself?..Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooot so much!..Have a great Sunday my friend!

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  11. OMG, MAX. I almost lost it with your comment.

    That is one funny picture.

    And a little bit scary.

    Hope you recover from the exposure soon.

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  12. P.S. -- women of her -- proportions -- should simply not wear peplum jackets.

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  13. I feel your pain. Ever since Obama's DNC coronation, complete with greek columns at Ivesco Field in Denver, they've insisted in returning periodically to the scene of the crime.

    Michelle even made it down to Southern Colorado. Didn't draw much of a crowd...

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  14. Could she open that mouth any wider? She obviously doesn't give a crap how she looks.

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  15. Didn't you know that convenience store hotdogs are racist? The most beautiful and stylish woman in the world has every right to ban them.

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