Wednesday, March 3, 2010

You are entering the No Grief Zone


A number of my blogfriends (myself included) are struggling with burn-out, boredom, aches-n-pains, or having too darned much "life" going on in their lives.   This is unacceptable to me.  Something must be done.  It is time for drastic measures...

Therefore, I do declare that today is "Happy Humpday No Complaints Everything Is Going To Be Fine Day." On Happy Humpday NCEIGTBF Days there will be no discussions of inept and/or evil politicians.  Nor will our obese and/or malodorous bosses be mentioned.  Happy thoughts!  You mailman is a butthole?  Don't wanna hear it.  The kid's hamster escaped and chewed up the wiring and burned your house down?  Don't wanna hear it.  Happy thoughts!  OK?  So, jump in, relax, and think some happy stuff.

And please, modest swimwear only.

15 comments:

  1. I am so happy you thought of this! The sun is out in Texas and the temps are hovering in the upper 60s. The drive in to class this afternoon was nice with the windows down.

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  2. aA - That's the spirit!

    aA - hey! That's not the spirit! Actually, I finally have an idea for a post simmering deep in a rarely-used crevice of my brain. Chock full o' snark and venom. But today is happy day so it'll have to wait. Besides, it's not nearly done yet.

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  3. Think happy thoughts.
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  4. Matthew - See? Isn't that more fun than healthcare healthcare scandal scandal healthcare??

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  5. I'm thinking happy thought because, gosh darn it, I'm good enough and people like me.

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  6. I got a lot of stuff done at work today.

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  7. Snarky - you've been a posting maniac at FYADHD, so something must be going good!

    Infidel - Yeah! That's the kind of positive attitude that'll get you a Senate seat some day!

    Matt - Excellent! Keep it up! People collecting welfare, despite their attitude, really are grateful to have such hard working countrymen!

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  8. I am trying to think happy thoughts too, Innominatus, so this is a good reason. I don't have to worry about crappy bosses picking on me anymore...ha ha ha.
    There is lots of good things to be said for being
    unemployed! And when I win the lotto, I'll be fine, and throw us all a BIG party in Vegas!
    Happy Hump Day ;-)

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  9. OG - 'Spose that beats the alternative: "Nude-- I'm a dudist"

    Amusing Bunni - I'll make the reservations and start saving up for plane fare!

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  10. I misunderstood Happy Hump Day and they put me in jail. I told the police that Innominatus told me to do it, but they've never heard of you. They let me out, but now I'm banned from the zoo, the arboretum, 7-11, and Walmart. Happy Freakin' Hump Day to you!

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  11. So, the boat's sailed on me wearing a banana hammock in the hot tub?

    Oh darn.

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