"Hey, all you haters need to get off the pResident's back. He's trying really hard. That should count for something. If you don't like our pResident, that just means you are WAY too results-oriented and you need to lighten up. When it comes to pushing through unpopular and unconstitutional legislation, nobody can call him a quitter, like that quitter chillbilly Palin.
"So, pResident Obama, I just want you to know that I got your back. I'll vote for anything you propose. Just don't come to Oregon and campaign for me. That would be bad."
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Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu, PM of Israel:
"We had high hopes for the young pResident, but he has been very disappointing. His 'salesmanship' of the 'peace process' has been found lacking. He couldn't sel
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George Obama, impoverished Kenyan pot smoker:
"What I struggle with, is that fact that I share approximately 1/4 of my genes with that pathetic loser."
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Rufus the stray dog:
"Sadly, I admit to being an Obama voter. But the whole experience has left a very bad taste in my mouth. Try as I might, I can't seem to be rid of that aftertaste... Oh, wait! I have an idea! Yes, much better now!"
aw poor Rufus
ReplyDeleteRufus will likely have better health care options than the rest of us before long.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
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ReplyDeleteGet it Rufus, get it.
ReplyDeleteRufus, I hate to burst your bubble but that's not going to work. Nothing will get rid of the horrible aftertaste of an Obama victory.
ReplyDeleteMy only hope is that this once great country doesn't suffer the humiliation of Greece. Sadly I think we are not far behind.
Infidel, if Turkey was attacked from the rear would Greece help?
ReplyDeleteHAR! This is so funny! I hope you gave George a couple of bucks for that unscripted dose of cold water on his "brother"...
ReplyDeleteHis health care will likely be better than ours very soon.