Every stinking channel??

[voiceover]
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Janet, Janet, we adore thee.  We think you are super hot.
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I don't go out on dates any more.  My life could get no lamer.
I sit in the scan booth and play with myself.  I'm a TSA'er!
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I'm on the edge of hurling
Napolitano's face makes me spew
I'm on the edge of hurling
Starting to gag what about you?
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[voiceover]
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And here's to you, Ms. Napolitano

We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano

If you want to, you can find a way

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

You'd like to know a little bit about me for your files

You think we're just like Al-Qaeda

Look around you, what you see are loyal, patriot eyes

God & guns & liberty do not make me the bad guy

Middle finger for you, Ms. Napolitano

We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano

Criminals crossing every single day (Hey, hey, hey...ho, ho, ho)

Sneakin' 'cross the desert where no one ever goes

Killin' ranchers, stealing IDs

It's a little secret, just Napolitano's affair

Worst of all is when they light the desert on fire

Cuckoo, screw you, Ms. Napolitano

We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano

Even though we're pretty sure you're gay (Hey, hey, hey...ha, ha, ha)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon

While all the candidates debate

Blog about it, shout about it

When you've got to choose

Ev'ry way you look at it, we're screwed

What have you done, Barack Hussein-O

Lib'rals turned their teary eyes to you (Boo hoo hoo)

What's that you say, Ms.Napolitano?

Hopenchange got on the plane and flew away

(Hey, hey, hey...vacay today)