Saturday, December 31, 2011

Every stinking channel??



[voiceover]
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Janet, Janet, we adore thee.  We think you are super hot.
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I don't go out on dates any more.  My life could get no lamer.
I sit in the scan booth and play with myself.  I'm a TSA'er!
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I'm on the edge of hurling
Napolitano's face makes me spew
I'm on the edge of hurling
Starting to gag what about you?
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[voiceover]
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And here's to you, Ms. Napolitano
We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano
If you want to, you can find a way
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

You'd like to know a little bit about me for your files
You think we're just like Al-Qaeda
Look around you, what you see are loyal, patriot eyes
God & guns & liberty do not make me the bad guy

Middle finger for you, Ms. Napolitano
We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano
Criminals crossing every single day (Hey, hey, hey...ho, ho, ho)

Sneakin' 'cross the desert where no one ever goes
Killin' ranchers, stealing IDs
It's a little secret, just Napolitano's affair
Worst of all is when they light the desert on fire

Cuckoo, screw you, Ms. Napolitano
We jus' loathe you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
Seal the border, please, Ms. Napolitano
Even though we're pretty sure you're gay (Hey, hey, hey...ha, ha, ha)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
While all the candidates debate
Blog about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, we're screwed

What have you done, Barack Hussein-O
Lib'rals turned their teary eyes to you (Boo hoo hoo)
What's that you say, Ms.Napolitano?
Hopenchange got on the plane and flew away
(Hey, hey, hey...vacay today)

9 comments:

  1. Now that I'm getting this MIDI stuff figured out (kinda) I've gone back and messed with some projects, like this one, that have been on the shelf due to my lack of musical abilities. This was actually started a couple months ago when the FCC/DHS botched that test of the EBS.

    Hopefully it makes a bit more sense now.

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  2. Happy New Year Innominatus. Good tune.

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  3. Happy New Year,
    and TSA, don't touch my junk!
    I already talked to Inno about this, but I saw a shirt that said "I made it to second base with a TSA agent!" Good stuff.

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  4. Happy new year.

    And leave Janet alone. Think of the good she's done. Her image alone is like 1000 cold showers.

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  5. DUDE! You out did yourself this time.

    Happy New Year!

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  6. Happy New Year! You get Janet on Adult PPV? Wow...

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  7. Great one, Inno! Happy New Year!

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