"Alms! Alms for the poor!"
OK, that sounds kind of desperate...
"It's the all-request hour at rockin' KDUM-FM!"
Here's the deal - I haven't been able to think of anything funny for a long time. I check the sitemeter and see dwindling numbers, but also clicks from faithful readers who are no doubt thinking something like "Maybe, just maybe, innominatus has posted something that isn't totally McTarded and is actually kinda funny, which might briefly - oh, so briefly - lift my spirit out of the doldrums of misery." But I haven't. For a long time. It makes me feel like a total failure. So I'm taking requests. This is what desperation smells like.
So... If you've ever wished I'd
Hey! When in doubt, write about PAIN!