Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Caffeine should be its own food group
Going to an OSU Beaver basketball game tonight. Haven't been there live-an-in-person since Saint Gary of the Payton was running the offense. Should be fun. But I want to be awake. When is the optimal time to chug this nasty swill? Tip-off is at 7:00pm local time. I want to time it so I'm nice and lively at the game and then, about 4 seconds after I get home, crash. Crash! Crash like a liberal taking a head-on with Reality at freeway speeds. I want to wake up in my own clothes and wonder what day it is kind of crash. But timing is crucial. Don't wanna run out of energy while I'm still driving home after the game. When should I crack the seal on this little bottle of evil?