Struggles of a part-time blogger

It seems I've injured my funny bone. I've been unable to come up with much lately. Over the weekend I started a barry good story about Biden revealing classified information. But it really really stunk so I never posted it. Then I had some thoughts brewing in my head about the White House Press Corps banquet, but Jim Treacher beat me to it. After that I kind of hit a brick wall. I need some ideas.

The Wanda Sykes thing might have some possibilities. So might Obama's speech to Notre Dame. Of course Pelosi's lies and delusions are still making the news, so that's worth considering. But I'm looking for suggestions here. Doesn't have to be any of these things I've mentioned - get creative. I just need a little kernel of an idea to start building on, 'cuz I'm not getting very far on my own lately. Head to the comments and help a guy out.
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UPDATE:
Well, this post has been up for nearly 24 hours. So far a whole lotta' nuttin' from my readers. So, I see how it is - no help whatsoever. It's all on me. Fine. I'm a Rugged Individualist. I can handle it. I'll get by, 'cuz that's what I do. Maybe I'll even come up with something good to post for you all. But I'll remember this next time you want to borrow five bucks or a healthy, functioning kidney. Believe me on that one!